Him:
If I were Ghajini I'd have just one dialogue... 'What did I just say?' Wait a while, and then all angrily charge at someone and go 'What did I just SAY??' Killer. I'm going to make that movie.
Jaago Zara
Him:
Will you wake me up tomorrow?
Me:
But you've to wake up at 5 and I've to wake up at 9... set an alarm no.
Him:
Nooo, wake me up. I can sleep through the alarm but it's impossible to sleep through your nagging.
... I honestly wonder how he managed to wake up before I came along.
!
Me:
Mark Twain said using exclamation marks was like laughing at your own jokes.
Him:
Mark Twain committed suicide. You don't want to listen to a man like that. (pause) You're Googling that, aren't you?
Me:
No I'm putting this up on the blog.
Him:
Ok. He didn't commit suicide though. I just made that up.
We All Scream for Ice Cream
Me
(looking at couple at next table, slowly omnoming their ice cream)
Aww. They're taking ages over their ice cream cos they're too busy looking at each other.
(We look at our empty ice cream bowl)
Me
How come we don't do that?
Him
We do that stuff. Just not when there's ice cream in front of us.
We Are Family
Him:
Abbey, your chitti also added me off on Facebook today, and still your mom hasn't.
Me:
Light le, she's just shy.
Him:
Teekh. Toh kal I'm going to put all of these people in one group called 'Akshaya's Family' and block them from seeing anything I do on Facebook.
Me:
Cool hai... if you even do anything on Facebook to begin with. Also, this is going on my blog.
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