Me:
Do you've money for the delivery guy by the way? 'Cos I need to withdraw.
Him:
I'll just pay him off with a kiss.
MBA's
Him:
Dude, check out that bird! It caught that fish in its beak and leaped across those leaves... now it’s fully sitting on one leaf with the fish on the other and eating it slowly. This is my National Geographic moment. Wait but why isn’t the bird just eating the fish where it caught it? Why does it keep dragging it across from leaf to leaf? It gets tired and rests at every three leaves. It should have just eaten it when it caught it.
Me:
Excuse me, but are you suggesting the fish strategize its feed better?
Him:
I’m not strategizing for it, I’m just... telling it to be more effective.
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