Him:
(flicking an insect against a wall)
Look at the impact of that collision re, it's like if our car went and banged against a wall and bounced back. Watch, watch again.
Me:
God is SO going to ask you about this when you're at the gates of Hell.
Him:
Arre! I'll ask God... if you and your wife are lounging around and I come like one tiny bloody insect and keep poking you tsch tsch karke toh what will you do bolke. Chalo maaf bolke God will forgive off.
Me:
(watching the insect)
Arre don't kill it!!
Him:
Of course not. That'd leave a splat.
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