Fairy Tale Endings

Him:
One kiss and the frog stayed grumpy. Many kisses later, here you are, a beautiful princess! Put that on your blog. How come you don't write what I say on that blog any more?

... I believe the answer's self-evident.

In Response to Painkillers

Him:
I love you.

Me:
Me too.

Him:
Kuch bhi nonsense. (after two seconds) I love you!

Me:
Ok. Time to go to sleep.

Him:
No!!!! I love you.

Me:
It's okay, people who love other people also go to sleep.

Him:
Are you sure?

Me:
Uhm. Yes.

Him:
You don't sound very sure.

Me:
I'm sure. Drink some water before you go to sleep. 

Him:
God, you're such a strict person. Why do all women turn Chinese in the night? You Lee. Bruce Lee. Motherly Lee.

... It took a year but I finally got to hear him babble for a change.

Framed

Me:
What, why does one stupid photo frame cost seven hundred bucks?

Him:
Seriously. It doesn't even have our photo in it.