In Response to Painkillers

Him:
I love you.

Me:
Me too.

Him:
Kuch bhi nonsense. (after two seconds) I love you!

Me:
Ok. Time to go to sleep.

Him:
No!!!! I love you.

Me:
It's okay, people who love other people also go to sleep.

Him:
Are you sure?

Me:
Uhm. Yes.

Him:
You don't sound very sure.

Me:
I'm sure. Drink some water before you go to sleep. 

Him:
God, you're such a strict person. Why do all women turn Chinese in the night? You Lee. Bruce Lee. Motherly Lee.

... It took a year but I finally got to hear him babble for a change.

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