Him:
I love you.
Me:
Me too.
Him:
Kuch bhi nonsense. (after two seconds) I love you!
Me:
Ok. Time to go to sleep.
Him:
No!!!! I love you.
Me:
It's okay, people who love other people also go to sleep.
Him:
Are you sure?
Me:
Uhm. Yes.
Him:
You don't sound very sure.
Me:
I'm sure. Drink some water before you go to sleep.
Him:
God, you're such a strict person. Why do all women turn Chinese in the night? You Lee. Bruce Lee. Motherly Lee.
... It took a year but I finally got to hear him babble for a change.
