Him:
Did you see that hoarding? It had this stupid fat baby with sunglasses on. Chomu. It looked like the kind of baby that walks into doors. (laughs) And then it cries. (laughs harder) Like, stupid baby... why would you walk into a door and then cry also? Like you didn't know it was going to hurt?
I should do stand up comedy. That baby joke is killer material. I'll charge $20 per joke for 1 hour. Chalo, $20 is a bit much. $10 for two hours. Do you see what I did there? Do ya? Some stupid doorman who was the kind of baby who walked into doors... that kinda stupid man will think he/s getting a killer deal and hire me.
(laughs) Stupid baby walking into doors.
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