Infinite Loop

Him:

Hey, I've something for your blog. Listen no. I've a new nickname for you, now that we've been married for three weeks.

Me:

Tell.

Him:

Puchi.

(Pause)

That's all.

Me:

What does that even mean?

Him: 

It's a conversation starter! You're like, 'Hey, my husband calls me Puchi.' They're like 'What does that even mean?'

Me:

What does it even mean?

Him:

Oh you want me only to tell you everything! You think no! I gave you a conversation starter.