Now Everyone Can Fly... Indeed They MUST.

Him:

I can't get a refund on the flight tickets to Bangkok.

Me:

But there's a national disaster there, we're not saying we'll cancel because we feel like it.

Him:

I know, but AirAsia still won't refund anything. They won't let us exchange them for credits either.

Me:

Ok... can we change the location to somewhere else?

Him:

Nope. We can't even change the dates without paying 12,000 more.

... Clearly the joke in this conversation is AirAsia's no-brains no-heart dogmatic policy. There's no punchline except that I'd dearly love to line them all up and punch them in the guts. Hard.

Edited: Subjugated them since. Change of dates, no loss of money.