Me:
Do you've a crush on Natalie Portman?
Him:
No!
Me:
Seriously? Did you not watch Black Swan?
Him:
If anything Black Swan reinforced it. You're so beautiful.
Me:
You needed Natalie Portman to remind you I was beautiful?
Him:
I needed Natalie Portman in Black Swan to prove to you how much better you look. Man, I'm acing these husband dialogues.
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