(After inspecting an ice cream truck for three minutes)
Me:
Nahi re, I don't want ice cream. But can't not buy no after looking for so long.
Him:
Dekhne ke liye nahi lagte re, choone ke liye lagte... khaane ke liye lagte. Gawd. I'm too funny. Aren't you glad you married me and not some Iyer Shanmugan? He'd have had no sense of humor. His idea of a joke would be to come home and tell you all the email forwards he got that day. He'll try to pretend he made them up also. And I'll tell you his email address? CoolShan. CoolShan83@gmail.com.
Or maybe that would already be taken. So CoolShan07 then. All you Iyers, thinking you're James Bond.
Me:
Who had the martini last night re?
Him:
That's different. I can be James Bond.
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